i think....

....we should change the classifications from "single" and "married" to "has a lot of porn spam in his/her friendster mailbox" and "is obsessed with tiling."

...i also don't understand how in the world anyone would ever buy anything called "Urine Gone."

...i know, i know, there's a civil war on. don't remind me.

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kh said…
I think if you want to stick with the digital metaphors...

Single = porn spam
Married = shares an email address with the spouse