Tonight this pleasant-enough drunk Armenian guy kept repeating to himself and to basically everyone on the table:
"Do you have a problem? Because if you don't have a problem I can give you a problem, no problem."
"Do you have a problem? Because if you have a problem I have no problem."
The guy was clearly some kind of drunken genius, because in these simple paired mantras he perfectly captured everything one needs to know about the gambling addict's worldview with respect to other people. I guess that's why they call them "problem" gamblers.