There must be a way for me to get what I want just by whining about it.
It's against common sense, of course, but SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS. Our pop culture regularly rewards people for being dumb, slutty, mean and mediocre....I think it's all in how flagrantly you display your human failing.
SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, DAMN IT.
Not backpedaling from that one. Totally not backing off.