This will sound racist, but look, I'm Asian too. I think there should be a new subclass of mondegreen (misheard song lyric) devoted to Asian singers singing in their second language, perhaps to be called a "Mala-J-Popism." Consider this chestnut from Mika Nakashima's cover of "The Rose."
"Some say love it is a laser, that leaves your soul to breed."
Pretty deep, right?