An impromptu poem about tying shoelaces, by my friend Amy Chan, pictured in center rear, below.
That's F**king Teamwork
I do it old school,
check it, check it.
This is my style right here.
Double bunny ears,
pull it, cinch it.
Double it, the opposite way
so that it's a lock-knot.
So the tighter it pulls,
the tighter the knot becomes.
And the birthday girl
is good to go.